The Bachelorette

Ok. I forgot that Monday nights are another favourite because I get to watch two full hours of the ultimate trash TV...The Bachelorette.

Let's review:

Thank God she got rid of the sweaty faced chef. He was a little too full of himself with the whole "the first kiss determines the passion for the whole relationship" thing. Um, ya bud...did you not see it coming when she wouldn't let you kiss her? It's kind of obvious from there that you're on the next train to Loserville...and seriously, crying in the limo? Good job securing no dates in the future...Now he won't even be able to play the "I'm a minor celebrity cause I was on the Bachelorette" card. DO NOT CRY IN THE LIMO!!!! Soooo lame.... And did you notice how the tear was rolling down his cheek, and then he turned his face to camera so we could all see he was crying? No sympathy votes here! I wouldn't even eat in that chef's restaurant.... too cheesy.

Poor poor Fred. The New Yorker that didn't stand a chance. Yes, he was sweet, but seriously? The guy didn't have a hope. He was kind of the nerdy good friend that she might call if her boyfriend stood her up and all her girls were busy. A little too bumbly for me.

Sean: The martial arts master…Even with the new haircut you are weird. Go home please. I’ve never liked you. I don’t think I ever will.

Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, settle down! I love that he is soo sure of himself, and doesn't care what the other guys think. The whole "I want to marry this girl so I'm not going to stand back and let other guys have a chance" thing is cool, however...it is a game! No need to get so freaking worked up over not winning the stock car races! Deanna kicked all your butts anyways! A man that shows that much frustration over a little race might take life a bit too seriously.... and the freckles have to go.

Snowboarder dude {jesse} ... Watch out. Your heart will be broken. Deanna loves you, but will never love you in that way. She will string you along and then break your heart when she trades you in for a taller, preppier, more mainstream kind of man.

Twilley; Where did you come from? Too many bad jokes and too many nose jobs. This is not working. You are only still here because she has to give out those roses. Stand up tall and concede a loss. It is sooo not going to happen.

Sweet sweet single Dad guy... What's his name again? Jason I think…My favourite for sure. He's a little dorky, but I kind of like that. Nice move being there to comfort her when the other nerds got sent home.. smooth. And Deanna just might go for the Daddy family man.. She did have a star named after his son Ty, didn't she?

And to the basketball guy. [Is it Graham?] Be patient, keep your shirt off, she will come to you. She is going to kiss other dudes cause that why she's there. Good job on opening up though, we appreciate it. And the whole "I don't want to be one of many" that she kisses thing...nice... However, you just embarrassed her on TV. Play hard to get, but not too hard...It's working for you.


I am going to call it right now:

Top four: Snowboarder, Jeremy Frecklesnout, Daddy Big Ears, and Mr The Balls in MY court.

Top Three: See you later Snowboarder, it's a long cold run to the bottom. Maybe you will get some sponsors out of this?

Top Two: I think Freckleface is next to go... A bit too intense.. This will leave Daddy and Mr Hold my balls or no balls {as in basketballs you sickos}

And the winner is.....

I'm not sure yet... I am going to flip flop on this one. Not sure if she's ready to be an instant mama but don't see her moving away from her family to support the basketball dream either...

Stay tuned for more opinions on the Bachelorette...and let me know what you think.

Monday nights are great!

*Liz

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